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Campbell Lake Conway ReservoirNOTICE: An irrigation restriction on Lake Conway will be in effect through March 1, 2019. The irrigation restriction will allow the AGFC to apply Environmental Protection Agency-approved aquatic herbicides to treat and reduce the spread of alligator weed, a non-native, invasive aquatic plant. Herbicides used will not cause harm to aquatic organisms, such as fish, and are not harmful to people or wildlife that may come into contact with treated vegetation or water. Herbicides that will be used have up to a 120-day irrigation restriction after application. Therefore, the AGFC strongly recommends adjacent landowners DO NOT irrigate water from Lakes Conway for lawn or garden use during this period.(updated 7-18-2018) Bates Field and Stream (501-470-1846) says anglers saw little change in the conditions or the response of the fish from last week. Water level and current are normal. The clarity, though, is the Lake Conway stain most anglers look for. Bream are fair with worms or crickets. Crappie are fair on minnows and jigs. Bass are fair, early in the day or late in the evening, using spinnerbaits or plastic worms. Catfishing is fair on chicken livers.Little Red River(updated 7-18-2018) Lowell Myers of Sore Lip’em All Guide Service said they continue see a summertime generation/water release pattern for the Little Red River of a few hours of early afternoon and evening generation. This pattern provides great wading opportunities on the upper river in mornings and lower river in afternoons. For fly-fishing, Lowell recommends midges, hare’s ears, sowbugs and streamers. Purple and cotton-candy-colored bodies on chartreuse jigheads are recommended for Trout Magnet spin fishing. Be safe while enjoying the Little Red River. Always check before heading to the Little Red River by calling the Corps of Engineers Little Rock District water data system (501-362-5150) for Greers Ferry Dam water release information or check the Corps of Engineers website (swl-wc.usace.army.mil) for re...

Thursday and Friday, at Colony Square Mall. Bids may be placed in person or by calling 740-453-2525. Photos of the cakes can be viewed at www.zanesvilletimes.recorder.com. A listing of the cakes and incentive, if provided, follows: Thursday 8:15 a.m. 1. In Memory of Howard "Butch" Zwelling: Signed Mary Ann Bucci print of the Muskingum County Courthouse, $60 Adornetto's gift card 8:30 a.m. 7. Cake Auction Committee: Cleveland Cavaliers autographed hat from Kyle Korver, bag, T-shirt and other items8. Zanesville Eagles 302: $50 Sheetz gift card 10. Cake Auction Committee: Lithographed signature and frame photo of Pittsburgh Steelers Antonio Brown.  11. Muskingum Pediatrics: Infant and child well-care items.  8:45 a.m. 13. Friends of the Carr Center: $60 Adornetto's gift card,print of Adornetto's signed by Mary Ann Bucci, Jimmy Adornetto and Adrian Adornetto14. MSI Inc.15. Muskingum Behavioral Health: Super hero décor, book and toys16. Cake Auction Committee: Two tickets to to COSI.1...

Published: 16:21 GMT, 29 January 2018 Updated: 18:54 GMT, 29 January 2018 An Indiana veteran was sent off into the great beyond with the write-up of a lifetime.Terry Wayne Ward, 71, passed away on Tuesday at Southlake Methodist Hospital, giving his daughter occasion to share some of his personality with the world in his hilarious obituary, which quickly inspired envy of those who actually knew him.'Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, Indiana, escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip, 17 boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse,' the obituary begins, setting the tone from the very first line of text. The writer, Jean Lahm, 43, told the Chicago Tribune that her goal was to show her father to the world as 'the everyday guy' he was, who loved to make people laugh.It worked, and the consensus across the internet seemed to be one of, 'I didn't know you, but now I wish I did.' Terry Ward, 71, passed away on Tuesday in Indiana, giving his daughter occasion to share some of his personality with the world in his hilarious obituaryWhat we've learned from Lahm's epic send off is that Ward is just like the rest of us, a blue-collar guy who 'borrowed' things from work and loved to listen to music and have a beer, or 10, in his man cave.In fact, he acquired 'roughly 3,000 rolls of black electrical tape during the course of his career' as a lineman with AT&T, 'which he used for everything from open wounds to "Don't use this button" covers.''He couldn’t give a damn about most material things, and automobiles were never to be purchased new,' Lahm wrote, of her father. 'He never owned a personal cell phone and he had zero working knowledge of the Kardashians.' Jean Lahm, 43, wrote that her father 'never owned a personal cell phone and he had zero working knowledge of the Kardashians;' Kim Kardashian West is seen here in at The Tot holiday pop...